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#1603485 - 11/21/08 02:41 PM
Pregnant Turkey.......
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HotSpotOutdoors Family
Registered: 06/21/07
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Loc: NeBrAsKa
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PREGNANT TURKEY STORY
One year at Thanksgiving, my mom went to my sister's house for the
traditional feast. Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mom decided
to play a trick.
She told my sister that she needed something from the store.
When my sister left, my mom took the turkey out of the oven, removed the
stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen, and inserted it into the turkey, and
re-stuffed the turkey. She then placed the bird(s) back in the oven.
When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the turkey out of the oven
and proceeded to remove the stuffing. When her serving spoon hit
something, she reached in and pulled out the little bird.
With a look of total shock on her face, my mother exclaimed, "Patricia,
you've cooked a pregnant bird!" At the reality of this horrifying news,
my sister started to cry.
It took the family two hours to convince her that turkeys lay eggs!
Yep.................SHE'S BLONDE!
Had to share this joke!!!! *giggling*
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#1603496 - 11/21/08 02:48 PM
Re: Pregnant Turkey.......
[Re: Peachy]
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Sr FishingMN Family
Registered: 01/16/08
Posts: 1223
Loc: Richfield/Deer River
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HEEEEEEEEE That is great. I have to remember that one. What a great trick. Wonder if it would work with non blondes.
HMMMMMMM.
G.C.
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#1603737 - 11/21/08 04:59 PM
Re: Pregnant Turkey.......
[Re: LisaTealz]
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FishingMN Family
Registered: 02/17/08
Posts: 161
Loc: Brooklyn Park
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That is too funny. I have a non blond sister that would fall for that. One Thanksgiving we were watching football and the announcers were giving out turkey legs for one thing or another(no I do not watch football)and my sister asked "where did they get an eight legged turkey, was it geneticly mutated on purpose for football? That is just cruel" Of course the legs were just toothpicked on but she does not think that way.
Hope
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#1603761 - 11/21/08 05:20 PM
Re: Pregnant Turkey.......
[Re: hopeforfish]
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HotSpotOutdoors Specialist
Registered: 03/21/02
Posts: 6212
Loc: Chisholm, MN USA
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OK...I don't care who you are that is funny 
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#1603883 - 11/21/08 06:52 PM
Re: Pregnant Turkey.......
[Re: DeeDee]
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Registered: 03/21/02
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OMG THAT is so great! I wonder if I can pull it on my daughter? Is she blonde?? 
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#1604141 - 11/21/08 10:02 PM
Re: Pregnant Turkey.......
[Re: X-tackleman]
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Sr FishingMN Family
Registered: 02/10/08
Posts: 1154
Loc: Grand Rapids MN
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Sounds like something my Mom would have done, she once made a friend a birthday cake out of plaster of paris and frosted it, shoulda seen the look on his face when he tried to cut it.
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#1605232 - 11/23/08 09:25 AM
Re: Pregnant Turkey.......
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Registered: 03/21/02
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OMG THAT is so great! I wonder if I can pull it on my daughter? Is she blonde?? she should be  LOL  Too funny!!
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