So, this is just for fun, but every person in their life says there should be a law about something, so I am starting a list of these "should-be" laws. They can be funny, or serious, I am aiming more toward humorous...

The outta be a law that says you can not talk about politics while drinking...

Instead of No Child left behind.
I would ammend it to No Child Left behind without a Fishing Pole

that says if I am mad now I should be able to buy a gun

That once you turn 40 you no longer have to work......

aw heck


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There oughta be a law that says I am not allowed to talk while drinking at all. My mouth gets me in a lot of trouble anyhow.

Cool, I could be retired!

When a pleasure boater enters within 25 feet of your fishing vessel that person therefor has the right to cast giant muskie lures at there boat!!!

Been there, it sucks at first but down the road you learn a thing or 2 from it.

There outta be a law that says, when a guy calls to go fishing, you should automatically have that day of of work............with pay!!!!

All in favor?

There outta be a law that lets you yell that one word when you lose a big fish next to the boat without looking around to see if anyone heard ya and feeling a little embarrased.
Oh ya I forgot, and lets us jump up and down flapping our arms like a bird in the boat.

All beer needs to be sold cold
Dogs can only do their own business in their own yard
Its illegal for the garbage company to charge you to pick up your recycling
Its illegal to go within 100 yards of another fishing boat unless you are invited to come closer
Gas, bait, lures and ammunition are tax deductible expenses

YES!

that says Bon Jovi can not be labled as classic rock on KQ 92

That a deer hunting license means you will see and shoot a big buck.

A fishing license means you will catch and keep or release all the fish you want withing the limits.

Grass will stay green all summer without watering or mowing.

No lawn mower can be used anytime I am taking my nap or before 6 pm on a Sunday.

All stores except for bait will be closed on a Holiday...it is a holiday after all for ALL to enjoy. I don't care if someone thinks shopping is a Holiday event.

If a radio station is at the State Fair, they are required to give away something at their booth. No questions asked.