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#1452001 - 07/03/08 04:01 PM
Re: Old Timer sayings
[Re: toughguy]
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Sr FishingMN Family
Registered: 03/10/04
Posts: 690
Loc: Bowstand
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as my dad always said to me...
"what the **** were you thinking?"
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#1452012 - 07/03/08 04:23 PM
Re: Old Timer sayings
[Re: B. Amish]
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Sr FishingMN Family
Registered: 01/18/06
Posts: 756
Loc: bemidji
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when you find yourself in a hole... quit digging
after a pull from the bottle, I dont know how they make it so good and sell it so cheap.
you couldnt pour water from a boot if the instructions were written on the bottom.
Ohh that bite feels like another one your gonna clean tonite
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#1452018 - 07/03/08 04:34 PM
Re: Old Timer sayings
[Re: papabear]
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HotSpotOutdoors Specialist
Registered: 03/21/02
Posts: 5935
Loc: Chisholm, MN USA
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As the bug hits the windsheild...bet he doesn't have the guts to do that again!!
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#1452138 - 07/03/08 08:51 PM
Re: Old Timer sayings
[Re: upnorth]
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HotSpotOutdoors Family
Registered: 06/09/05
Posts: 92
Loc: Wood Lake, Mn
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"If ya want, go disk that field, dump that load of corn, pull them weeds ect.(endless list of wants). MEANING: get you're hiene out and get some work done. At least it SOUNDED polite! I now find it works on teenage son as well! Dad was smarter than I gave him credit for at the time. Oh ya, just about forgot "seeing a man about a horse" (visiting the outhouse), would've settled for a mule after a couple yrs of getting hopes up on that line.
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#1453587 - 07/06/08 10:50 PM
Re: Old Timer sayings
[Re: heat checker]
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IceLeaders Family
Registered: 10/27/07
Posts: 182
Loc: Fargo/Moorhead
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Quality is like buying oats. If you want good clean oats you have to pay a fair price, but if you'll settle for oats that have already been through a horse, they come a little cheaper.
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#1453989 - 07/07/08 12:38 PM
Re: Old Timer sayings
[Re: mr_jman]
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HotSpotOutdoors Family
Registered: 01/15/08
Posts: 40
Loc: North Metro MN
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Another one:
'Oh dear, bread and beer, if I wasn't married I wouldn't be here.'
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#1454096 - 07/07/08 02:08 PM
Re: Old Timer sayings
[Re: Surreal Deal]
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Sr FishingMN Family
Registered: 12/06/02
Posts: 489
Loc: Roseville, MN
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I bet no one's heard of this....
"you boys look like you got a case of the dread bohebus"
-"What's that Grandpa?"
-"That's when your pores turn into a-holes and you S%*^ yourself to death."
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#1454506 - 07/07/08 08:53 PM
Re: Old Timer sayings
[Re: Walleye Guy]
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Sr FishingMN Family
Registered: 03/25/04
Posts: 392
Loc: Brainerd
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You don't have an ice cubes chance in he L L.
I'm going to hit the hay.
I'm so hungry I could eat the hind end out of a menstrating skunk.
Rise and shine.
Daylight in the swamp.
Slower than molasas in january.
Sprekens Z doich?
I'm so hot i'm sweating bullets.
It's raining cats and dogs.
I have to pee so bad my eyes are floating.
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#1455826 - 07/08/08 08:06 PM
Re: Old Timer sayings
[Re: Mcfin]
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Sr FishingMN Family
Registered: 12/18/07
Posts: 873
Loc: Isanti
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"I'd buy that for a dollar..."
"That tasted like another one"
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#1456315 - 07/09/08 09:41 AM
Re: Old Timer sayings
[Re: Neighbor_guy]
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Sr FishingMN Family
Registered: 12/06/02
Posts: 624
Loc: Grand Marais Mn
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"The bigger the bait, the bigger the fish"
Gramps caught many big gators on a huge redwhite daredevil
"Hotter than a 2 dollar pistol" aka stolen
"Dancin like a cat on a hot tin roof"
"Shakin like a whore in church"
" slicker than snot on the toiletseat"
" Colder than a witches ----- drinking lemonade on the shady side of an iceberg"
Edited by redhooks (07/09/08 09:41 AM)
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#1456351 - 07/09/08 10:13 AM
Re: Old Timer sayings
[Re: Neighbor_guy]
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HotSpotOutdoors Family
Registered: 01/15/08
Posts: 40
Loc: North Metro MN
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"That tasted like another one" Variation: 'That tastes like MORE!'
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