It has occured to me that with greater frequency and regularity, people, quite a few people actually, revert their every day problems and life's social and personal ill's to the mere existence of George W. Bush. I'm sure some of you can agree with me and can attest to the absurdity of it. So I thought, for our own pleasure (or disdain for some of you) that we can use this as a voice box so to speak for something that may have happened to us or someone we know and blame it all on the big guy, George W........

Let me start....

I was having my morning go around with the porcelain throne today and while in the middle of my grunting and groaning I decided to prep myself with a handful of tissue paper. To my great inconvienience the dispenser was empty. Luckily the cabinet that holds stocked toilet papier was within reach so while my rear was still attached to the toilet I reached over and opened the cabinet and to my great horror.....it was also out of butt paper. I sat there deciding what i should do and a thought began to creep into my head as to why?, how? and what could possibly cause this to happen?? And then it all occured to me as it has occured to so many other's in today's society. So with gritted teeth, balled fists and clenched rectum I shouted at the top of my voice...."IT'S ALL GEORGE BUSH'S FAULT."

Any other similar experience's??

(I have way to much time on my hands at work)

Upon further review you will find that shortages of anything (including toilet paper) as well as to much of anything can somehow be linked directly to global warming. But wait....you're right.......global warming is Bushes fault to!

yes you do

The real sad thing here is this is about accurately reflective of the way the press and the hard core libs act!

Not to be confused for the way Clinton is blamed by the conservatives for everytning that is not going right, even though he has been out of office for 71/2 years.

The media doesn't even refer to him as president Bush they just call him Mr. Bush. I feel wether you like him or not he still deserves to be called by his title. This lack of respect the media shows him definitely proves how one sided the media is.

By the way I didn't catch any fish this morning, and it was President Bush's fault, he should have had the lake I was on stock better or something.

People need to find someone to blame. How about taking a little personal responsibility.

A bad economy and the war in Iraq. That would be GW's fault.
Blaming the toilet paper issue in your house on him is kinda funny.
But layoffs, four dollar gas and countless dead G.I.'s, Allied soldiers and Iraqi's isn't funny.

Very very conservative guy here. Long standing NRA member. Voted for republican Presidential candidates my whole voting life.

Sadly, pretty much everything that is messed up is his fault.

So, what most people are saying is that Congress has performed flawlessly in the service of this country???

Get a grip.

I am going to say the Prez does set a tone and path the country tends to follow, but on the other hand there are checks and balances. All the problems we have are both the prez and congress.
Easier to blame one guy than than several hundred.

But on the other hand if things had went well over the last 2 terms there would a group that would be praising GW and saying it was all his doing.

presidents dont control gas prices or the economy. what president would want the economy to go bad on their watch? economies have their own up and down cycle that nobody can really do much about
BUT...the CIC controls the conduct of a war, and, well.......

The congress does have a lower approval rating than Bush, so it's not all him.

"what president would want the economy to go bad on their watch?"

Billionaire Fascists

Ooops. theres that F word that seems to pop up from time to time